yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

nickelodeon:

You have to respect Brainy for never giving up…

lokisspy:

what a deal

lokisspy:

what a deal

pokemoncap:

good.

intensional:

me trying to cheer anyone up ever

witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

image

"But I am bi"

image

lameboob:

onlylolgifs:

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

what the fuck

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind