Well there goes lunch
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
WATCHING FROZEN FOR THE FIRST TIME ANNA AND HANS ARE SO CUTE OMFG
YOU KNEW. YOU ALL KNEW YOU BASTARDS. FUCKING HANS.
I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.
If I’m a host, then I have the right to kick an unwelcome visitor out of my house.
He may want to rethink that term.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.
“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
When I was in 3rd grade, I wore tall socks and got brutually made fun of. So, since then, I never wore tall socks.
Now they’re in style.
*flicks holy water on you* leave
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
There’s no difference between the last two