our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
You have to respect Brainy for never giving up…
what a deal
me trying to cheer anyone up ever
"I’m not gay…"
"But I am bi"
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
Finally a social issue I can get behind