i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
this is great
"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"
"hates a strong word"
parents: “u should be more active”
WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS
avoiding hate like