lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

conductingbassclarinet:

Did someone say instrument shaming?

conductingbassclarinet:

Did someone say instrument shaming?

lordoftheinternet:

angry90slesbian:

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

true success

lordoftheinternet:

angry90slesbian:

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

true success

japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

hit-it-and-quidditch:

the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

ok, like, if you want to promote your religion that’s fine and all but ALSO TIP THEM HOLY SHIT

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

imgonnamakeyousquart:

condom:

watch this and reblog this please

it’s about my friends murder case

condom, I am so sorry for your loss, as well as the family of this young man. No parents should ever have to bury their child. For those of you who don’t watch the entire video, they need 500 letters and at the time only had 290. For information on where to send it and what to write, visit “In Loving Memory of Pravin Varughese” on Facebook.
friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation